MLIA special!

I've been reading through some recent MLIA's and seriously, some of these are pretty dang epic. So I decided I wanted to share them with you! Please enjoy the following mylifeisaverage posts(:

Today, I went to the mall and yelled, "I love you!" to the people below. One person looked up and yelled back, "MLIA sucks! MLIG rules!" 5 minutes into a heated debate, a security guard kicks the man out and says, "I love you, too. MLIA rules." I feel like we've won. MLIA.

Today, I was googling random things. I stumbled across an article that talked about how a police officer caught a criminal by yelling "Marco" into a building. The criminal responded "Polo". I am now seriously considering becoming a cop. MLIA

Today, I texted I love you to my teacher's cell phone because she doesn't know I have her number. She responded My Life is Average. She just became my favorite teacher. MLIA.

Today, I was at the supermarket with my mom and I saw a Hillshire Farm product. I thought of the commercial and said, "When I say Hillshire you say farm, Hillshire!" not expecting anybody to say anything. Somebody behind me screamed "FARM! GO MEAT!" This easily made my month. MLIA

Today I decided that everytime a person walked by my vehicle I would turn on the lights and hide underneath the dashboard to make them think my trucks a transformer. 3 people screamed. I was amused. MLIA.

Today, I watched "The Little Mermaid." I laughed at the line, "Everything's better, down where it's wetter." I laughed even harder when I realized a crab sang that line. MLIA

Today, I received an "I love you" random text from my area code. I replied, "MLIA?" They answered, "OMG will you marry me?!" I said yes. It ended up to be a guy from my school. It was awkward. MLIA

Today, at work, I saw a man who came in every day and ordered the same thing. I rung up his order before he said anything. He then proceeded to have a ten minute conversation with another customer about my amazing telepathic powers. It made my day. MLIA

Today I taught my mom how to use the word "tool" when describing someone. She called me downstairs ten minutes later to show me that the weatherman was "exhibiting the characteristics of a complete tool". I hugged her and told her I'd never been so proud of her. MLIA.

Today, the girl I was babysitting started crying because she didn't get her way. At that moment, Fergie's song Big Girls Don't Cry started playing. I felt like the radio was trying to teach her a valuable lesson. MLIA.

Today, my friend and I were yelling over who would get to drink form the tall water fountain. A little old lady got there before us, drank from it and said "I won." It was the coolest moment of my life. MLIA

Today, I was driving when I saw a billboard with two messages on it. One side warned against child obesity while the other half advertised McDonalds. I laughed at the irony. MLIA.

Today my dad made a sad excuse for a "that's what she said" joke. Trying to be cool, I said "dad, that doesn't fit." He replied with "that's what she said." I have never laughed so hard in my life. MLIA

Today , I went to the new Harry Potter movie with a friend . At the part where Dumbledore died , a man close to the front row yelled "NO!" and ran out the emergency exit door . It made my day . MLIA .

Today, I decided to keep the 'i love you' trend going, so I called an infomercial saying I love you. They sent me a free shamwow and said MLIA-ers unite! Highlight of my summer. MLIA.

Today, my teacher's phone stopped working. He was shouting at it to work. I eventually said solemnly, "He's dead, Jim." Turns out my teacher is a Trekkie. And his name is Jim. I am officially my teacher's best friend. MLIA

Today, decided to wear an XL tshirt instead of just a large into bball practice because my coach has been wanting me to lose weight. I got 3 compliments that I looked thinner. I've gained 3 pounds. MLIA.

Today, I wore swimming goggles for the first time underwater. The view was so breathtaking that I gasped in amazement. Bad move. MLIA

Today, I was at the supermarket. I yelled "Marco" down the isle, trying to get my brothers attention. Soon after I heard about three people simultaneously yell "Polo". I felt like I had a purpose in this world. MLIA.

Today, I was driving and I noticed a Geico billboard that had been changed. Someone crossed out "So easy a caveman can do it" and spray painted "So easy a MUGGLE can do it." I want to find the person responsible and marry them. MLIA

Today I was watching Aladin. I had to go to the bathroom and right as I got up the man talking in the beginning said, "No! Don't go!" I sat right back down and watched the whole thing. MLIA

Today, my mom bought a shirt that said "That's what she said" on it. I had to explain it to her. Now my dad says "That's what she said" all the time at all the right moments. My mom still doesn't get it. MLIA

A few days ago, I noticed that a spider is living above my bedroom window. I've named him Frederic. I told Frederic that he needs to pay rent by killing all of the mosquitos in my room. I have yet to be bitten by a mosquito. I feel as though I have found myself a personal body guard. MLIA.

Today, my dad was calling the computer shop to ask them why after a month they still hadn't fixed my computer. The shop is called "Computer Wizards." My dad told them "You're more like computer muggles!" I am so proud. MLIA

Today, I noticed that the options on the ATM were not "Yes" and "No", but rather "Yes, Please" and "No, Thank You". I thought it was nice that some computer programmer allowed me to be polite with the machine that gives me money. MLIA

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he was too immature to commit to a real adult relationship. I ranted about how pathetic he was on my facebook status. His mum 'liked' my status. I think we just bonded over how pathetic her son his. MLIA

Today, I decided to try some new shampoo. I tried Axe, even though I'm a girl, because I like the way it smells. Other girls have been complimenting my hair all day. The commercials do not lie. MLIA

Today, my friend's phone pocket dialed me and in the background I heard people ordering fries. I hung up the phone and texted my friend telling her to get me some fries too. Now I feel like a ninja. MLIA

Today, I made a sandwich. Then I ate it. After that I was still hungry, so I made another sandwich. Halfway throught that one I realized I wasn't hungry as I thought, but finished it anyway because I didn't want the two half-sandwiches to be seperated. MLIA

like i said, pretty dang epic, huh?

ahaha thats all for now,
Sophia(:

School Supplies

Today, I went to Staples. I found packages of filler paper for 1 cent each. I felt like I totally scored. MLIA

Mood: bored
Song: Knock You Down- Keri Hilson

Quote of the Day: "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again."

Ohmyfreakinggoodness, you know what I did today? I went school supply shopping with jiseo! So we went to staples and everything was so expensive! So we only got a couple things. My personal favorite was a pack of filler paper for a penny! But then we walked over to target and I was just like WOAH! You know what I did? I got crayons for a quarter! And then I got stuff like 4 notebooks for 60 cents, 10 really good markers for 6 dollars, 10 highlighters for $4, 2 black pearl erasers for $2, packs of notecards for 50 cents each, and binders for $2.50 verses the $7 at staples. Get going to target for school supplies!

ahaha well thats all I have to say for today. You guys wanna give me more ideas for stuff to put in my blogs? I already to MLIA stories, mood, song, and quotes. ahaha come up with stuff, yeah?

mkay thats all for now,
Sophia(:

its been a week

Coz I've been gone for so long, I'm gonna do twoo mlia stories for ya'll

Today, I wrote a parady to the song "birthday sex". I call it "break up text". I think it came out bombass. MLIA.

Today, I had a dream that AJ Rafael died. MLIA.

Mood: TIRED!
Song: Man in the mirror- Michael Jackson

Quote of the Day: "We we're given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to lisen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find. "

Okay, so I know it's been a while, but I've totally been having a life lately. I'm so proud! X] So anyways, just because i have nothing better to do, I am going to talk about my day!

So today, I woke up and got dressed for church. I was highly amused when we got there. The usher was trying to fit people in our row because it was the only row with a couple seats available. It was 11am mass, so it was pretty crowded. The usher then motioned a group of people to sit next to me. In my head I was saying "ughh! theres no more room! Find another row for them!" I then started laughing because it was my aunt and cousin. Amusing right? X] Anyways, then when i got home, I had a baked potato! Then my dad drove me over to the amazing kristen sang's house and we waited for matt le to come pick us up. His cousin was with him and i do not know him. I think his name was andrew? ahaha i don't know. So then we picked up allison picket and we we're done! X] so then we drove all the way to jeremy gozzip's beach house in newport. I'm not even kidding, as soon as we got there, we went to the beach! me and kristen went shell hunting! I have so many! And then we dug a HUGE hole! but then the waves we're getting really high so we decided to build a moat! and behind the moat was a wall! just in case ;D and you know, suprisingly, IT WORKED! We were happy and shocked at the same time! Pretty cool, don't cha think? Ahaha then we went back to the house and biked all the way over to Ruby's! But man, it was far! And everyone was going so freakingg fast! Kristen and I actually got separated and lost 5 times. But hey, those are the things we look back and laugh at! We talked alot and took tons of pictures! My pictures are pretty. Oh, and now me, kristen, and jeremy have a line of fashion towels with kristen as the designer, jeremy as the model, and me as the photographer! ahaha dont even ask how it happened. coz i dont even know.

Ahaha so that was my day. It's all I could think of to blog about.

mkay thats all for now,
Sophia(: